ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me
are you ever about to google something that just brings you physical shame so you type as little of it as you can and hope google autofills it
Dear Random Dude:
When a chick is sitting in the back corner of the otherwise empty cafeteria with headphones and a book, there is zero chance she’s interested in you sliding into her booth to chat her up and 100% chance she is reading disconnected cyborg arm fisting porn about dudes way more polite than you
Yeah pretty much
when you’re talking about Doctor Who with a non-whovian friend
"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
i hate this website everyone’s hotter than me wtf
Peter Jason Quill, he’s also known as Star-Lord.Who calls him that?
At the Sex Museum in Korea
now that is art
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